Signs

Decal on automatic air hand dryer in washroom:  "This air dryer saves energy and trees that would be cut to produce paper towels.  This air dryer more effectively stops the transmission of germs than paper towels.  This air dryer also reduces paper waste and keeps this facility cleaner.  This air dryer will not dry your hands.  You have read this while using this air dryer, and your hands are still not dry.  You must now wipe them on your pants, which will also save energy, trees, germs, and paper waste."

Chic Sheikh

This is the look I want for the new year. Does anybody out there know where I can buy that shirt? And what would this neck style be called? O-neck? Super crew neck?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed – looking good!

Signs of the Times 1

Photo from sign in the stairwell of a 10 floor office building. Instructions for some kind of chair to evacuate people who can’t walk down the stairs because they’re too old, too fat, or too injured, and the terrorists are hogging the elevator bringing up the WMD.

What’s the first thing you notice about this sign?

That’s right – it goes on forever! Can you imagine actually reading all this shit while your colleague is pumping out on the floor and the sounds of automatic gunfire get closer? These diagrams should depict two stick figures pitching a third down the stairs while flames lick at their heels.