Zombie FAQ

Question:  My younger brother Terry worked a job for wages up until February of last year, died in early April, and came back to life sometime between then and June 17, when his wife’s innards were found in the kitchen of the double-wide they owned together.  I’m his executor, and I’m wondering how to file his tax return.  Is Terry: not working for wages in the previous year, disabled, or deceased?  Technically, all of them, or none of them, is true.

Answer:  Request IRS publication UD-1066: Tax Status of the Recently Undead.

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