The 28th Amendment – The “Congress Shall Make No Law Against any of the Shit Below” Act

Section I


No Person, corporate or individual, shall place, or cause to be placed, any commemorative display, wreath, floral or herbaceous arrangement, nor any stuffed animal, bad poetry or candles at any public site associated with any accident, killing, celebrity mishap or other media-defined tragedy. Nor shall any Person or Persons congregate at such a place for the express purpose of commiserating, weeping, singing, lighting candles, or otherwise contributing further towards the public nuisance arising from the aforementioned tragedy.