The Good Stuff

Regular installments from Dr. Porker's latest serialized how-to book: "The Bowling Ball in the Freezer and Other Secrets of a Highly Efficient You." Not available in stores!

Here's what he's got so far:

Foreword: Inefficiency is for Crazy, Evil People

Meet Dr. Porker

Meet Bob and Judy

Chapter I: The Bowling Ball in the Freezer

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