Signs of the Times 1

Photo from sign in the stairwell of a 10 floor office building. Instructions for some kind of chair to evacuate people who can’t walk down the stairs because they’re too old, too fat, or too injured, and the terrorists are hogging the elevator bringing up the WMD.

What’s the first thing you notice about this sign?

That’s right – it goes on forever! Can you imagine actually reading all this shit while your colleague is pumping out on the floor and the sounds of automatic gunfire get closer? These diagrams should depict two stick figures pitching a third down the stairs while flames lick at their heels.