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Bobz tweet / blog / newfeed / whatever internet thingy kwestion 4 U fer the day:


Yes interweb peeps, here’s today’s question – what was the most demeaning job you ever had? Now accepting callers!

kfc299 wrote:


Yo Bobz - police officer


thrombosis wrote:


I shelved books at the town library, and these little bastards knew I was doing it and snuck around and pulled out books left and right and put them in the wrong spots all over the place. Quadrupled my werk and the main librarian dudette came down on my ass NARO style because she thought it wuz me doing a shitty job.


turk182 wrote:


Hands down had to be camp counselor at very special (retard) camp


Bobz wrote:

Nah, nah, and nah. Come on people you can do better than that.


azzface wrote:


One summer abroad I emptied trash bins in this underground cage abovewich were garbage chutes where the pedestrians (this was a train station) could drop trash and it would fall into the bins. When I was down there wrestling these big cans people could see I was down there (because it was big grate they were walking on) and they kept throwing trash down on me. what kind of a european asshole does that?


Bobz wrote:

OK, you still don’t win, but now we’re getting somewhere: to be demeaning I mean there has to be humiliation and people knowingly treating you like shit. If you had been working , say, in a cesspit or some kind of outhouse and people were intentionally trying to shit on you, that would get my vote.


fitz2aT wrote:


I drove a thing collecting golf balls at driving range and people were intentionally raining down golf balls trying to hit me. Was humiliating and demeaning. I felt very humiliated. and Demeaned.


Bobz wrote:

Come up with a more original lie, asshole.


anon_boi wrote:


short stint as internet chat room twitard wannabe question poser. Name: Bobs.


anon_boi wrote:


actually it was troll loser name of Bobo.


groink@hvn wrote:


Teenage enema nurse in bondage!


Bobz wrote:

pffff


caligula wrote:


I was a fluffer for gay porn. had to keep starz with wood on the side of the set between their scenes. this is not a lie.


Bobz wrote:

BTW Caligula is short for Joe Armond, apt 2b 18326 Fehr Place in Redondo. 444-277-7854. Call for a good time. PS was not demeaning, you did this for yourself, you looooved it.


Bobz wrote:

Come on people bring the love.


Deepthroat wrote:


I was deputy director of office of professional responsibility at Justice, ethics section, in Bush administration.


Bobz wrote:

oooooooh that’s bad. No cigar tho.


Oldfart wrote:

I worked behind counter at DMV for 22 years. Constant abuse from drivers. I was spat on multiple times. There was no police protection. After 10 years they put up bulletproof glass because one guy gunned down a representative at other location. But people could still spit through voicehole and say most unbelievably abusive shit. Little old lady who could not pass vision test after 3 tries actually told me she prayed that a herd of indian elephants would assrape me with their trunks. guards are nicer to prisoners in concentration camps than what I endured.


Bobz wrote:

Yeh that’s bad too. However you were fucking them right back everyday, even the nice ones.


Bobz wrote:

Sorry that’s all for today losers. C U L8R!!!