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Installment from "The Bowling Ball in the Freezer and Other Secrets of a Highly Efficient You." Copyright 2008, all rights reserved.

Home bunkering options are now more affordable and less delusional than ever. Today’s American sociopaths can avail themselves of a wide range of underground shelters – we no longer have to settle for used gas tanks and roughly hewn caves. If you haven’t gotten your family into its fully stocked, heavily armored bunker with at least five thousand rounds of ammunition, why the hell not? It’s coming, people! Time to hunker in the bunker. When zombies start crashing through your windows is NOT the time to start flipping through Bunker Beautiful in search of fortress layout ideas!