About Dr. Porker

He's here to set you straight.


His self-help gurudom shakily established, he now enlightens you with smirkful remarks on everyday news and views, drinking and other bad behaviors, government n' politics, gourmandism, and whatever general douchery salves or offends his perverted sensibilities.

Enjoy his humorous writing on self-actualization, self-help, self-aggrandizement, and more recently, self-delusion.